someone enlighten me...

OI!!!!!


I have a girlfriend and im not a perv. I just appreciate the female form.

no offence, but i dont like being called a pervert...

im not a pervert, im only messing around.

I have a girlfriend, James sister infact, who im very happy with.

awww, we were only joking

yes, we were only joking...

A blow job of you both would make it up

hehe! :tounge:

kerry why arent u in town lookin for a job !!!!
and s'pose u cud turn round and say why arent i beavering away at my dissertation like i shud be lol!!
we're gonna av a class time living with them next year, dont everyone start sayin bad stuff bout it cos shes makin her mind up 4 definite this week but duznt know whether she can handle living with boys!! and im tryin to persuade her that she can!! so johnny n james keep those mouths ov ur's shut n those pervey comments 2 ursevles 4 the moment s'il vous plait!!
oh and james im becomin increasinly disturbed as to why im hearing off yet more reilable(??) sources that u have a habit of gettin up at half 3 in the morning to play on ur decks..?!?! please inform me that this is simply a vicious rumour..??!!!! xxx

Half 3, Half 4, Half 5.............


i like to jack up around 6 pass out at half 6 then up for uni at 9.

been emailing my CV to places all day, thought it would be easier to email it rather than taking it in to places, ill tell ya more later when i come home though ok xx

lol thats fine hun was only windin ya up!! just dont like seein ya bin skint n bored thats all!!

and james please tell me ur jokin, cant cope with more things to stress out ova!! xxx know ur jokin bout the smack bibtw but just the other bit im worried bout!! xxx

I get my insperation between 3 am and 6am.


Im an artist, half Prince half Dizzee Rascal.

which one is your room again?

1st floor round the corner from the bathroom.

We were only joking about the decks at half3.

lol, better have been, rach was freaking out yesterday, im not too bothered, i can sleep through anything!!!

lol tis okay ker im gettin well n truely wound up as per!! lol!! we'll hav the bestest time eva if u move in hunni honestly we will!! hope so much u decide ur gonna!! if not i will !! seriously!!

No pressure then.

she knows the score!! dont ya ker!! :evil: :evil:
actually betta stop callin u that seen as cohen expressed such a disliking to the shortened version ov ur name!! xxx

kerry isnt really that long a name is it? or even kez?