:sick: i've got some horrid visions in my head now Pike :( make them better :p
Fri - nowt much..might go to the metro after work to buy cards & oressies for birthdays etc coming up Sat - getting drunk & :chill: with Martin...
my mates cat keeps his a very close gaurded secret cos he's been threatened with having them chopped off cos he beats the dog & generally anyone...
Happy Birthday Ness you getting the 5 litre baby out to celebrate?? :p :chill:
it is tho :fart: :lol: if someone said that to me...he probs would b becoming a woman now ;)
i'm anything but bitter poppet :D
defo not...poor pussy needs a good hard seeing to :p
aww bless :hug:
that & you can't afford "escorts" :lol:
a trip to anne summers & boots would help fix it...well mechanically anyways :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :king: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you'd be proper gutted if that was you but as it's not :lol: :lol:...
i would hope ya barron spell has ended by then...he's only 17 mths old.... :lol: think ya foof would've dried up by then & stopped working so...
i can imagine...it's called being a girl & you being a blokje...that's the 1st mistake at times :lol: nah i just thought it was such a...
i don't really smile that much tho unless something has made me smile...you would not beleive how many people used to come over to ask me to...
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you're with the wrong lass or you've huffed her big style ;) to which him?? :confused:
only the one...he has a missus & a kid... :D was trying to upload a pic of my nephew jake...i could train him up in several years time so you...
that'll b th eone...that's her phone tho not yours ;)
how cute but look at the size of his nads :eek: :o
I would've at least tried... look hunni it's bj & steak day & as i don't like steak how about some head what lass could resist such charm :lol:
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