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Metro Radio Just to let you guys know that im live on Metro Radio this Saturday night from midnight - 1am, if you wanna tune played or a mention...
Translation Girls' English Yes = No No = Yes May-b = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!...
Clever Gadgets An American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed...
What Have................ what have sperm and asylum seekers got in common??? they both come in there 1000s but only one fucker ever works!!
News Flash ***news flash*** space shuttle columbias black box has been recovered. Last transmission sounds like "go on then let HER have a drive"
Daily Star - Shindig Just been flicking through this mornings Daily Star, on Dave Pearces clubbing page, he has the top 5 UK nights, Shindig is...
The Phone Call There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the...
Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say...
The Big Test A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and...
Computer Diagnosis One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do...
Lil' Johnny on Politics Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm...
Translation for Little Boy A little boy walked into his mom and dads room while they were fighting. The dad yelled, "You bitch!" And the mom...
Voodoo Dick There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he...
Weird Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days -- you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly...
Feeling Guilty Ok, firstly i feel really guilty cos when i got this as a text message i laughed out loud, although i really do feel sorry for the...
A True Seniors Moment A True Senior Moment An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table...
How Old??? A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and...
Actual Directions These are actual directions found on certain products around the world! 1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips....
The Young Punker A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes...
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