Bingo, you've won a caravan:D :D :D
Re: Education System... Thems the breaks sonna. You should have paid attension at School. Milk and two sugars, and a hot cross bun.
Re: Best banter? Thats got to be me Jimbolad.:D :D :D
Referee. Surely that was off side. Goes over and asks the Linesman. BEEEEP. Red card for you little lass.
I had a noose neck but i fucking loved wanking Ian - Wanking furiously Lisa - Can i help Ian - No, make me some tea, theres a good lass...
Re: What's the longest you have ever.... Yes.:) :) :) Your well on the way to winning Young Alcoholic of the Year. Keep it up.
What's the longest wanking session you've hard. Mines a abaaaht 8 hours, which i'm very impressed with.
Dont worry Pete, Mervin Sherlock tis on the case.:D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D ****. you fucking booted it aswell. Come in Nigel Mansell your time is up.
Will enjoy wetting there heads like. I'll get there present later on dude, i have just finished the weekend, and am in no fit state. Babies are...
Do you think like Captain Numpty.
Erm, filled a pram carlos, or had you forgot. I'm in love with porn like, we understand each other.:love: :love: :love:
Fuck that shit. Itch away lads. I'm massive or a complete **** for having it done in the first place.
To be fair i am a bastard like.:D :D :D
:D :D :D :D And runner up, 3rd, 4th, and 5th goes to me aswell:D :D :D
Re: Re: Wheres my pubic hair gone. Got off lightly mate. 40 quid fine or sheer fuckin ichyness:D :D :D
Explain dude. Where you at mine like. I give the delivery guy a tip like. Was that you.:D :D :D :D :D :D
Im missing the lot like. The Itchy and Scratchy show. Lol
Think it was Tracey, the stupid fucking cow. :D :D :D :D And the winner of Numpty of the year award goes to me.
Wheres my pubic hair gone. It was there at the start of the weekend like.
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