Moby Blue Dick Was on my way home last night from work & there was something on the radio about this guy who carried pens in his pocket....1 of the pens leaked & he got a blue dick! they dye won't come out & his dick is literally withering away because it's being starved of oxygen! so blokes just don't do it! :tut:
this started as a serious warning to you blokes so that your nobs don't fall off! i'm giving you's a health warning not a laugh!