Trance...... If I ever found myself dancing to trancey guff I'd call myself an evil name like "Dirty Fucking Puff" My ears would need a good...
Whats The Crack... With the rumour about a certain board member emptying Beechams capsules, filling them with ket then anally imbibing them?...
Rumour.... Has it that a well known member of this board was out all of Saturday night with dogshit all over their shoe and was so wrecked they...
Promise Board Vs Good Greef Board Well, you're all spaccers so why not just get along? I have a dream That one day in the pox holes of...
Last Chance To Dance...... To the shittest trance. Given half a chance, I'd rather cak me pants. But I'll tell you in advance When Promise...
Coke Hoe's Or should that be cock/coke/cak hoes? Loads of 'em about. Any one here that admit to it?
Did anyone...... Notice a phantom shuffler at Foundation last week? A girl I know had 'Harry Monk' all down her back when she left. Dear...
Fao Joe Why do people think I'm you under an alias? Are you a snatch addict too?
The Next Club Craze... In trance circles is apparently 'frottage' Whats all that about then?
Electro House DJ's Come on then, who plays it? If its you justify it. Personally I think anyone who calls themselves that is a dimwit spazz...
Hard House Events Are they just an excuse for chavs to get in touch with their homosexual tendencies? Or is that trance?
Hard House Is it only for people with winnet ridden arses?
Are all..... Male trance fans skinny nowts with the faces of weasels? And tiny shiny ball bearings for knackers?
A Mate Reckoned that he caught crabs from the toilets in Foundation. Own up, who's the crab spread-er?
Cyber Girls With running make up, due to a mix, of drug sweat and man grease. mmm, all they need is a couple of Greggs pasty crumbs on their...
Superman Outfits Is it good to wear them when you're 'monged'???
Crabs Is it true you can catch them from listening to Ferry Corsten records?
Trance And Illiteracy....... Do they go hand in hand? Discuss.
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