omg im a real person, scandal :o
:D
:tut:
Dont think you're getting off that lightly :lol:
Best sex - Meh I duno, its been too long!
Ya meanie :evil: I just think that me & boys dont mix :( :lol:
tbf i cant mention it as much as i like ... free speech?!
Bad sex - two years of it :cry: tried so hard to get him to try stuff out n learn from it with no avail :down: a dodgy one night stand...
Not naming names or owt :o :o
No you dont know me and you have know right to tell me to get a life, my life is mint! I get paid to party and paid to mingle with people .... can...
Oh and its not really a case of doing owt about it, I simply dont meet people that I fancy and have feelings for. And if I do its what once a...
Problem being that Im stuck in Swindon during the week and there is absolutely no way I want a partner who comes from here ... everyone mings,...
Id much rather be spending time with a partner, but I dont have one so theres no one to complain about it is there
Yeah totally. If Im in a strope, solve it by cuddling me. If Im upset, solve it by cuddling me ... Im really that fooking simple to deal with, but...
I suggest you save that link for later :wink:
Right now besides DJing - Running a night, learning to drive and generally having fun!
Indeed :lol: Doesnt take much to shut me up ... a cuddle = job done.
No?! NWS! :lol:
They cant handle me :D :lol:
I take it you're not a fan of rimming? :lol:
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