Tonight!

Too true.

It was only last week when I pushed wor lasses face in her Sunday dinner and poured gravy over her head.

What's the difference between the kippah and the fedora? (i'm not taking the piss) Just curious. Like why do you wear a kippah and why do you wear a fedora?

I'd do the same to my broad, but I'm not allowed to touch girls that aren't my wife.

so I'd of given her a proper mucky look.

tradition, we're just meant to cover our heads as a sign of respect to G-d, but what hat we wears is down to which clique you represent.

Aaah.

Do the curly side boards represent anything or are they just for show? In order for me to get religion, I first need to understand.

we're not allowed to round the corners of our heads... so the hair at the front must be longer than the hair at the side.

technically a skinhead can be kosher

but long peyos is well steezy and gets you mad props on the streets

How do you get them so curly?

When you had long hair was that not Kosher then? :spangled:

no

but then neither were all my birds and bacon sandwiches (lol)

and you twist them when you get out the shower (which shatters the myth that jews dont wash )

....and the rest of the things, Smart E.

So would you need to get with a Jewish girl?

or a goy that wanted to convert...

so the girls on this site are so off limits

I'm sure there's been at least a handful of cyber smartie acolytes offered to convert for you.

lol Jess C once propositioned me... I was stoked

working on claire now.... polygamy is a big part of Judaism

I'd convert for you.

are we friends again pet?

I've always been your friend.

looks like joe's and pete's account's have been hacked